lucifers-lettuce:

Unknown strain (maybe armageddon?) 
I do know it’s gonna get ripped in my Bong soon as I’m home 🚬🐐🚬
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ofwgdavid:

throwback
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annaoverboard:

what if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
i look forward to that, to knowing i made it.

nonymoose:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

you should start slowly adding actual dildos to the set and see if she notices
ciarachimera:

mostlycatsmostly:

Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.
Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.


Keep ALL pets inside on Halloween. Not JUST black cats are targeted to be killed or tortured😞
benjiecon:

you have my attention
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